英语幽默
英语幽默：Roast pig 烤乳猪
A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat， "Not bad, I am next to the pig. "But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him. He faked a smile and added， "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table." (来源：英语学习门户网站EnglishCN.com) 烤乳猪
一位先生去赴宴迟到了，匆忙入座后，发现自己的座位正对着乳猪，于是大为高兴的说：“还不错，我坐在乳猪的旁边。”这时才发现身旁的一位胖女士正怒目相视，他忙陪笑改口到：“对不起，我说的是那只烤好的。”
