搞笑的喷嚏科学家
Cindy：    Honey, mother needs a perch. 
    亲爱的，妈妈需要一个歇脚的地方。
Jack：    Mother? We're the same age. Mom, you look so great. 
    妈？我们年纪差不大啊。妈，你看起来真美。
Mom：    Stop kissing my ass, you little man. I haven't promised to give away my daughter. Just move away and I need a place to give away my sneeze first. 
    不要再拍我马匹了，你这个小个子。我还没答应要把我女儿送出去呢。挪开去，我需要一个地方先把我的喷嚏送出去。
Jack：    Just a second. Use my special bag. Don't waste your sneeze. 
    等一下。用我这个特制袋。不要浪费了你的喷嚏。
Mom：    Ahchoo! Sorry. I don't usually make that big noise. 
    阿切！不好意思通常没那么大声的。
Jack：    That's all right. Can I have the bag please? I want to take it to my lab. 
    没关系。可以把那个袋子给我吗？我想带回实验室。
Mom：    Are you joking? No. What are you going to do with my sneeze, weirdo? Aren't you that freak Frankensein, are you? 
    你在开玩笑吗？没有。你这个怪人，你想对我的喷嚏做什么？你不是那个《科学怪人》吧？
Jack：    I want to be though. I think his experiments are cool. Easy, mom. This is my job to study sneeze. 
    虽然我想, 我觉得他的试验都很酷. 放松, 妈.研究喷嚏,是我的工作.
Mom：    Sneeze? 
    喷嚏?
Jack：    Jesus! Help, Cindy. Your Mom passed out. OMG. 
    天哪. 救命,罗思.妈晕过去了.天哪!